Imagine mermaid stoners smoking seaweed.
i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said
“now all of china knows you’re queer”
please deliver this reply to your mother:
she laughed so hard i think she exploded
It’s back and still beautiful!
oh my god
It’s been 2 years.
Let me start this off by giving you some background info.
When I was growing up, my mom was never at home, she had to work really hard as my dad was a stay at home dad, busy taking care of me, my older brother and my grandma, so I was raised by my dad, He was the most…
Some of my weird Celebrity crushes
I was thinking about all the actors I swooned over when I was younger, and how strange some of them are, considering some where dead before I was even thought of, or at the time of said crush they were wrinkly old men. Meh
!.) Dick Van Dyke (Young Dick Van Dyke, I should clarify that)
2.) Alan Alda (Yes as in Hawkeye from MASH)
3.) Kurt Cobain
4.) Jim Morrison of the Doors
5.) John Lennon
6.) Anthony Hopkins
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins